Karen’s Gone Deaf, Niall’s Having a Whizz & The Cat’s a Killer

It’s another week of marital madness, outrageous confessions and plenty of laughs as Niall and Karen return with a brand new episode of Don’t Call Me Darling, the podcast where absolutely nothing is off limits!

Karen’s bang on the head seems to be having some lasting effects, especially when she goes shopping and forgets the sugar and bog roll. Meanwhile, the family cat Cinnamon brings home a rather unwelcome present, and Karen’s deteriorating hearing is causing a few problems, particularly when it comes to those intimate moments in the bedroom!

Niall recalls a hilarious nightclub story, they discuss what it means to be sent to Coventry, and there’s the curious case of the smoking doctor. There’s also the mysterious Urinator, Niall’s unfortunate need for a whizz, a theft at Holy Cross and Lilly’s Holy Water font. Even a Wicklow county councillor gets dragged into the madness after a scary TikTok post goes viral.

Things get even more embarrassing when Niall confesses to his late father about the 50p porn cinema he once operated in his bedroom! And just when you thought married life couldn’t get any more exciting, the couple tackle the great domestic debates, including top loading washing machines, the correct way to load a tumble dryer and how to get rid of moss and algae.

There’s talk of “linner”, why men seem to struggle with babies and the smell of death lurking in a dirty nappy, the Wimbledon Wombles, Rolex watch faces and a little James Bond 007 thrown in for good measure.

Niall and Karen also tackle their latest listener dilemmas, debate why we desperately need more bank holidays and holidays in general, and somehow end up discussing lickers, suckers and slurpers while getting stuck into Moules Marinière!

It’s marriage, mayhem, embarrassing confessions and the kind of conversations most couples probably shouldn’t have in public.

Join Niall and Karen for another hilarious episode of Don’t Call Me Darling, where the arguments are real, the stories are ridiculous and there’s never a dull moment!

Real marriage, real stories, real laughs and real truths.

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