Niall’s Magnificent Balls, Vanishing Potatoes & Bedroom Confessions!

It’s all happening again on this week’s episode of Don’t Call Me Darling!

It’s another outrageous, unpredictable and hilariously inappropriate episode of Don’t Call Me Darling, as Niall and Karen return with more bizarre stories, relationship dilemmas, ridiculous conversations and the usual dose of madness!

This week, we discover who the mysterious woman was who used to go to bed with Niall every night, and why Niall has a serious problem with the music being played in nightclubs.

Meanwhile, there’s a mystery at the dinner table involving disappearing potatoes, and the King and Queen find themselves caught in the lashing rain, with a little golden poo thrown in for good measure!

From Batman’s Batpod to Indiana Jones’s famous fedora and bullwhip, the conversation takes some strange turns.

Niall also receives an unusual compliment from a superfan who reckons he has a fine set of balls on him!

There’s the extraordinary story of an oul fella who dropped dead at his own birthday party while dancing to ‘Statin Alive, some very unusual business names including The Beard Hedger and The Weed Whacker, and a debate about Christmas lights.

Things get a little more serious when the pair tackle two relationship dilemmas.

Should a husband be forced to delete his former girlfriend from his contacts, and would you stand by your partner if they suddenly lost their job?

There’s also luxury travel with ridiculously long legroom, empty cars being launched off massive cliffs, a million dollar rock, money mantras and the superpowers we’d all love to have.

And finally, Niall’s baby photographs make an appearance, raising one very important question: are they cute childhood memories or do they constitute a public emergency?

It’s Episode 17 of Don’t Call Me Darling, where absolutely nothing is off limits, no conversation stays on track and you never quite know what’s coming next!